Here comes Dirk Nowitzki thinking he's Elvis once more. This guy is one big goof, I never knew that was the case. It's like putting Gilbert Arenas' antics in a big bad German, only he doesn't keep his own blog nor run his mouth that much; but busts a groove a little bit more. Wouldn't it have been great if he were included in that All-Star dance-off? I think it would have been perfect, although